With 28 children to support Rufus opted for this neat disguise in a last ditch attempt to sidestep his maintenance payments.(Rating : 8 Value : $670)

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-The End-(Rating : 6 Value : $40)

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I don't think anorexia was much of a fighter(Rating : 6 Value : $120)

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The Human Torch's lesser known younger cousin, the Human Candle finally got some publicity...(Rating : 4 Value : $240)

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Mmmmm I see this new pouch comes with side air bags(Rating : 5 Value : $290)

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Billy Bob`s lazy left eye, eventualy started to manifest itself in the way he operated a tractor.(Rating : 6 Value : $300)

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She is actually taking turns with her grandma to use the umbrella by standing on each others shoulders(Rating : 7 Value : $120)

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Even in the face of danger you should always make time for a lapdance(Rating : 12 Value : $500)

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Kids, I'm not sure I should tell you how I really met your mother..(Rating : 11 Value : $-50)

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Diese Mädchen geben guten Kopf, ja?(Rating : 4 Value : $160)

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here in canada, when someone steals an old womans hand bag, we beat them to death with hockey sticks...yeah...its what we do(Rating : 2 Value : $30)

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Oh Boy, Canadian gangsters sure look different..(Rating : 1 Value : $-1200)

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Deja vu methinks! But this time Cindy looks like she's been shot...(Rating : 4 Value : $-120)

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I would hate to see their chiropractor bill.(Rating : 4 Value : $210)

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Required supplies for Alaska Winter Golf!(Rating : 3 Value : $90)

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