It's what happens when you have no chimney, and Santa has to come through the basement!(Rating : 1 Value : $0)

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There is no such thing as being a little bit pregnant, but I gotta say ther is such a thing as being a whole lotta pregnant.(Rating : 2 Value : $-360)

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This is SICK! How can they endorse this product? And for KIDS!!.... That wine bottle is clearly promoting under-age drinking.(Rating : 2 Value : $-360)

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Now that Micheal Jackson is dead hundreds of people are slowly returning to their normal skin color.(Rating : 1 Value : $-600)

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Afolabi's inexpensive but sure-fire way to guar­antee excellent Wi-Fi and cell phone reception…(Rating : 2 Value : $-1460)

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mmm isn't this where obelix died???(Rating : 1 Value : $-150)

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Some people are so easily titillated...(Rating : 1 Value : $-1700)

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Cheerleading should only be allowed 3 weeks out of a month.(Rating : 2 Value : $-360)

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He wasn't on the team for long, his parents are migrant apple pickers.(Rating : 2 Value : $-360)

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Not to stereotype, but those people all have big cigars.(Rating : 1 Value : $-1700)

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Each gondola has 2 politicians & 2 lawyers - more than enough hot air for a trip over the countryside.(Rating : 1 Value : $-1700)

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Darn cake decorater spelled 'celibate' wrong.(Rating : 1 Value : $-1700)

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Not a rattler, folks, it's quite obviously…   a puff adder(Rating : 3 Value : $-1220)

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Free Bratwurst sounds like Heaven, but in Hell you have to eat it eternally, raw, no bun, no fixins (except sauerkraut - if you hate it, you get it).(Rating : 1 Value : $-1700)

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be vewy vewy quiet, I'm hunting wabbits.(Rating : 3 Value : $-320)

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