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With 28 children to support Rufus opted for this neat disguise in a last ditch attempt to sidestep his maintenance payments.
(Rating : 8 Value : $670)
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Mr_T
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Loonier
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2009-01-02 08:18:30
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Nevertheless, Interpol is hot on his tail.
-The End-
(Rating : 6 Value : $40)
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The_Saints_Mistress
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Loonier
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2009-01-02 07:56:58
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Naw, them thar is styrofoam bricks.
I don't think anorexia was much of a fighter
(Rating : 6 Value : $120)
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Sparkplug
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Date :
2009-01-02 07:53:16
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He had a surprisingly wicked left hook.
The Human Torch's lesser known younger cousin, the Human Candle finally got some publicity...
(Rating : 4 Value : $240)
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chronicles of narnia
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Loonier
Date :
2009-01-02 07:47:57
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Thank heavens the Human Flint was available.
Mmmmm I see this new pouch comes with side air bags
(Rating : 5 Value : $290)
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dooly202
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Date :
2009-01-02 07:41:23
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Safety first.
Billy Bob`s lazy left eye, eventualy started to manifest itself in the way he operated a tractor.
(Rating : 6 Value : $300)
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Mullet69
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Date :
2009-01-02 07:39:24
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Spontaneous ocular dysfunction is a bitch.
She is actually taking turns with her grandma to use the umbrella by standing on each others shoulders
(Rating : 7 Value : $120)
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cavemanjoe
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Date :
2009-01-02 07:33:59
Reason for Recommendation/Comment :
Hey, caveman, come on back - this is my kind of 1liner!
Even in the face of danger you should always make time for a lapdance
(Rating : 12 Value : $500)
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Drugs_R_Bad_Mkay
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Loonier
Date :
2009-01-02 07:32:34
Reason for Recommendation/Comment :
Even though the initial thrill will peter out...
Kids, I'm not sure I should tell you how I really met your mother..
(Rating : 11 Value : $-50)
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Drugs_R_Bad_Mkay
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Loonier
Date :
2009-01-02 07:29:16
Reason for Recommendation/Comment :
It would be most unwise.
Diese Mädchen geben guten Kopf, ja?
(Rating : 4 Value : $160)
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Dieh0ser
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Loonier
Date :
2008-12-24 06:54:57
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Head for the hills!
here in canada, when someone steals an old womans hand bag, we beat them to death with hockey sticks...yeah...its what we do
(Rating : 2 Value : $30)
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Cracker
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Loonier
Date :
2008-12-22 05:07:03
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...and leave them with a puck stuck between their teeth as a lesson to other would be miscreants.
Oh Boy, Canadian gangsters sure look different..
(Rating : 1 Value : $-1200)
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Drugs_R_Bad_Mkay
Reco By :
Loonier
Date :
2008-12-22 05:04:51
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Not gangsters, they're in the refuse collecting business and the drivers just happen to dress up as mounties. BTW, in Canada they're tenors not sopranos.
Deja vu methinks! But this time Cindy looks like she's been shot...
(Rating : 4 Value : $-120)
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chronicles of narnia
Reco By :
Loonier
Date :
2008-12-22 05:00:50
Reason for Recommendation/Comment :
PS: Cindy is the horse
I would hate to see their chiropractor bill.
(Rating : 4 Value : $210)
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Dieh0ser
Reco By :
Loonier
Date :
2008-12-22 04:58:39
Reason for Recommendation/Comment :
Their chiropractor prefers "William".
Required supplies for Alaska Winter Golf!
(Rating : 3 Value : $90)
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rettingr
Reco By :
Loonier
Date :
2008-12-22 04:53:47
Reason for Recommendation/Comment :
Sarah Palin would use them as buckshot to eliminate the last polar bear.
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Hiran
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Tiger
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Loser!
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Mike
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constantine
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ToyMachine
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Weazel
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dixi
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vanRiebeeck
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11
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lucci
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Sparkplug
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johnd
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dooly202
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Norton
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Sass21
27
Diehoser
312
rettingr
79
Chaotique
5
Ant_RSA
15
Stifler111
1
DuDe
2
TheR@ndomGuy
80
HeAreMexicanButNot
59
Hutchinator
48
chopz
2
CaliB
6
Kung-Fu-Panda
28
KBomb33
22
Chegger$
12
Legga
9
pezzabru!
4
Larry:)
5
Wolve$
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Keletso
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BiPolar_Cammells
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monkey:-)business
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ExplodedMelon
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rj_10
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