Some people are so easily titillated...(Rating : 1 Value : $-1700)

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Cheerleading should only be allowed 3 weeks out of a month.(Rating : 2 Value : $-360)

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He wasn't on the team for long, his parents are migrant apple pickers.(Rating : 2 Value : $-360)

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Not to stereotype, but those people all have big cigars.(Rating : 1 Value : $-1700)

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Each gondola has 2 politicians & 2 lawyers - more than enough hot air for a trip over the countryside.(Rating : 1 Value : $-1700)

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Darn cake decorater spelled 'celibate' wrong.(Rating : 1 Value : $-1700)

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Not a rattler, folks, it's quite obviously…   a puff adder(Rating : 3 Value : $-1220)

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Free Bratwurst sounds like Heaven, but in Hell you have to eat it eternally, raw, no bun, no fixins (except sauerkraut - if you hate it, you get it).(Rating : 1 Value : $-1700)

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be vewy vewy quiet, I'm hunting wabbits.(Rating : 3 Value : $-320)

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These new Wii controllers are AWESOME!(Rating : 2 Value : $60)

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In future...guide dogs for blind pilots...(Rating : 3 Value : $120)

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Arkansas Deer Hunter. Kill it, Gut it, Cook it in 1 Shot.(Rating : 1 Value : $50)

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The A Minus Team.(Rating : 2 Value : $-360)

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Hummm. 4 feet pointed up. Wouldn't it work better with 2 of them pointed down?(Rating : 3 Value : $100)

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That damn Lindsay Lohan with her live webcam...(Rating : 3 Value : $-950)

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