Free Bratwurst sounds like Heaven, but in Hell you have to eat it eternally, raw, no bun, no fixins (except sauerkraut - if you hate it, you get it).(Rating : 1 Value : $-1700)

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be vewy vewy quiet, I'm hunting wabbits.(Rating : 3 Value : $-320)

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These new Wii controllers are AWESOME!(Rating : 2 Value : $60)

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In future...guide dogs for blind pilots...(Rating : 3 Value : $120)

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Arkansas Deer Hunter. Kill it, Gut it, Cook it in 1 Shot.(Rating : 1 Value : $50)

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The A Minus Team.(Rating : 2 Value : $-360)

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Hummm. 4 feet pointed up. Wouldn't it work better with 2 of them pointed down?(Rating : 3 Value : $100)

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That damn Lindsay Lohan with her live webcam...(Rating : 3 Value : $-950)

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I will NOT wash this shirt for 5 years! Wait, I haven't done that anyway!(Rating : 2 Value : $60)

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I wish I was a crocodile costume.(Rating : 1 Value : $-600)

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What's he doing with Bart Simpson's Red-headed step-brotha in the breast pocket?(Rating : 1 Value : $0)

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Wow! Look at all the heads found in this sandy meteorite!(Rating : 1 Value : $10)

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Sure, it stops conveniently close to your hotel, but your blasted luggage still ends up in Uzbekistan!(Rating : 2 Value : $-1460)

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This momentous occasion definitely deserves that emotion-drenched thumb-and-pinky salute.(Rating : 1 Value : $-1700)

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Another one of those eBay "misunderstandings"(Rating : 2 Value : $-1000)

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