| User |
Quote |
Changed Date |
| Diehoser | If you rearrange the letters in 'Elvis' you get 'Lives', coincident? I think not! | 2008-12-29 10:14:38 |
| BiPolar_Cammells | All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand! | 2008-12-23 03:55:15 |
| ExplodedMelon | I put the sexy in dyslexia! | 2008-12-02 08:09:56 |
| TheR@ndomGuy | I couldn't think of a quote so I put this here just so that people would notice me. | 2008-11-12 07:24:51 |
| HeAreMexicanButNot | in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly | 2008-11-10 13:57:22 |
| The_Saints_Mistress | When work gets overwhelming, Remember - ur gonna die. | 2008-11-10 09:46:57 |
| Kung-Fu-Panda | I have a very short attention, oooo look at the pretty butterfly... | 2008-11-09 10:36:52 |
| doosh | whiskey and beer are two of man's worst enemies, but a man who runs from his enemies is a coward! | 2008-11-02 02:44:20 |
| KBomb33 | Two wrongs dont make a right, but three rights make a left. | 2008-10-31 08:23:45 |
| Hutchinator | loud noises! | 2008-10-28 08:36:50 |
| Loonier | An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out. (Will Rogers) | 2008-10-14 02:02:27 |
| frikkels | If we conserve energy then the environmentalists win! | 2008-10-08 05:30:06 |
| darkh | If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. | 2008-10-07 09:54:01 |
| ToyMachine | Suck my cock! I'll kill your family! | 2008-09-30 05:13:34 |
| Bertbrood | When inRome, do the Romans, as my father would say. | 2008-09-04 10:00:44 |
| chris | If you shuffle the letters in 'Jedi', you get 'Iedj' - which means nothing at all | 2008-09-03 11:53:58 |
| Nick | Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat. | 2008-09-03 05:51:32 |
| Mr_T | Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. | 2008-08-25 11:43:54 |
| Norton | In the beginning there was nothing...and even that exploded!! | 2008-08-25 05:41:58 |
| Sparkplug | The pen in the hand of the wise, is the greatest weapon. But the motorcar in the hand of the fool, is the greatest killer! | 2008-08-24 05:28:23 |
| lombard | Laughter is the best medicine! | 2008-08-22 01:02:22 |
| milla | He who laughs last didn't get it. | 2008-08-16 00:20:14 |
| Rageltjie | There is no spoon! | 2008-08-15 05:15:52 |
| Sass21 | Laugh and the world laughs with you, jump and they clean up your remains | 2008-08-07 10:02:26 |
| cornie | What would've happened if he took the red and the blue pill? | 2008-08-07 08:15:38 |
| Mike | If life hands you a mike! Talk... | 2008-08-06 01:55:23 |
| wetwilly | 'The only crime these days are being stupid enough to get caught' Dr. Duke Gonzo, Doctor of Journalism | 2008-07-25 04:34:27 |
| cavemanjoe | 'The blue pill was Ketamine...' | 2008-07-15 10:37:14 |
| Scoobie05 | Went to a seefood rest once and pulled a mussel... | 2008-06-27 12:18:28 |
| Hiran | Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic...and so am I. | 2008-06-17 03:41:32 |
| dixi | Perfection is no small thing... but small things make perfection | 2008-06-13 07:32:42 |
| bdoolan | When a man is tired of Brakpan, he is tired of life, for there is in Brakpan all that life has to afford | 2008-06-07 12:47:00 |
| Skollie | 'He who holds the gold holds the rules' | 2008-06-04 12:07:13 |
| hans123 | I don't know what a hollow back girl is but I what it dead | 2008-05-23 05:34:13 |
| johnd | How (and when) am I going to be able to spend a quarter of a million bucks? | 2008-05-12 04:47:39 |
| Stonecrack | When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car | 2008-04-28 04:04:53 |
| Shaggy | You are what you eat! | 2008-04-25 09:04:07 |
| Lemon | If life Gives you Lemon's, give them to me | 2008-04-21 06:16:36 |
| ThemoSupremo | The early worm deserves the bird! | 2008-04-10 07:14:04 |
| www.buggerme@plz.co.za | If youre happy and you know it bugger me! | 2008-04-06 11:53:26 |
| Lex_Cleric | When in Germany do as the Jews do - Hide!!!! | 2008-03-25 05:51:28 |
| WDB1984 | If not you, then who? If not now, when? | 2008-03-06 03:16:57 |
| Gman | Keine Ahnung! | 2008-03-04 07:18:10 |
| woefkardoes | Don't stress about life, no one gets out alive anyway! | 2008-01-31 11:50:03 |
| mrporra | When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. | 2008-01-31 02:56:05 |
| Souspan | Assumption is the mother of all **** ups... | 2008-01-26 04:01:45 |
| watson | When life hands you lemons... Throw some salt and bring on the tequila! | 2008-01-14 12:13:35 |
| vixen | I haven't lost my mind.... I've just never been lucky enough to find one | 2008-01-09 05:57:53 |
| Tiger | Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience. | 2007-12-20 07:42:44 |
| doofish | Place fingers over holes with finger nails pointing upwards - instructions on an Irish penny whistle. | 2007-11-30 14:12:49 |
| snuffs | Asumption is the mother of all *@%! ups | 2007-09-06 10:03:23 |
| JoNo | “I put the sexy in dyslexia” | 2007-09-04 03:55:47 |
| Cuphand | i'll be back soon! | 2007-08-29 09:19:43 |
| Dimensionman | Smile and nod | 2007-07-11 09:24:59 |
| kevinkruger7 | why have a six pack when you can get a barrel? | 2007-06-26 14:54:07 |
| Friendsofrohan | Sometimes the only way to get it in is to putt from the rough | 2007-05-23 12:41:00 |
| legend | Ever thing is Fun and Games untill someone gets frowned!!! | 2007-01-10 13:49:08 |
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