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GMT Time2010-13-03, 08:33

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1Liner #22997
The first take of the "Chestbuster" scene in the movie Alien was a little too calming and child-like.
- Diehoser
Comment #2090
Excellent!
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chris2010-03-09 09:25:50
1Liner #22954
No wonder Bill went the Lewinsky route.
- Diehoser
Comment #2089
Excellent!
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Loonier2010-02-25 09:24:10
1Liner #22908
Free Bratwurst sounds like Heaven, but in Hell you have to eat it eternally, raw, no bun, no fixins (except sauerkraut - if you hate it, you get it).
- Loonier
Comment #2088
chris recommended this 1Liner: (unless you learn to love it, then they take it away again)
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chris2010-02-15 10:21:38
1Liner #22880
be vewy vewy quiet, I'm hunting wabbits.
- Diehoser
Comment #2087
Loonier recommended this 1Liner: Shhhhhh, good line in the neighborhood!
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Loonier2010-02-13 09:47:31
1Liner #22888
These new Wii controllers are AWESOME!
- rettingr
Comment #2086
Loonier recommended this 1Liner: Oui, oui!
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Loonier2010-02-13 09:46:10
1Liner #22892
In future...guide dogs for blind pilots...
- lombard
Comment #2085
Loonier recommended this 1Liner: Clever dog, clever line!
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Loonier2010-02-13 09:45:33
1Liner #22883
Arkansas Deer Hunter. Kill it, Gut it, Cook it in 1 Shot.
- rettingr
Comment #2084
chris recommended this 1Liner: Hahahaha!
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chris2010-02-12 10:44:06
1Liner #22791
The A Minus Team.
- Diehoser
Comment #2083
chris recommended this 1Liner: Hehehe, Enjoyed this one!
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chris2010-01-19 12:30:45
1Liner #22791
The A Minus Team.
- Diehoser
Comment #2082
An A+ line!
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Loonier2010-01-11 13:19:58
1Liner #22697
No porking?
- Loonier
Comment #2081
No no no, No Prostitution.
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Diehoser2009-12-19 15:41:50
1Liner #22466
Hummm. 4 feet pointed up. Wouldn't it work better with 2 of them pointed down?
- rettingr
Comment #2080
Franzette recommended this 1Liner: Only if you ar bi-sexual. ha-ha
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Franzette2009-12-08 08:57:53
1Liner #22580
Rear lights burnt out? No problem, with the glut of homeless guys, hand signals are dirt cheap.
- Loonier
Comment #2079
Come on, rettingr, click on the Smiley face, just this once...
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Loonier2009-11-29 09:01:12
1Liner #22544
Well at least it was an apologetic bus and not an apathetic one.
- Diehoser
Comment #2078
Good line!
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Loonier2009-11-19 08:32:25
1Liner #22513
That damn Lindsay Lohan with her live webcam...
- chris
Comment #2077
LOL..you know...Lindsay Lohan....the one with the webcam..
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chris2009-11-11 11:24:45
1Liner #22513
That damn Lindsay Lohan with her live webcam...
- chris
Comment #2076
Loonier recommended this 1Liner: Lindsay who?
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Loonier2009-11-11 08:24:45
1Liner #22459
Tcch, Tcch, Poor CM, it's...    REDRUM REDRUM REDRUM!    http://tinyurl.com/6x4tcx
- Loonier
Comment #2075
http://tinyurl.com/6x4tcx worked again perfectly fine for me just now; try: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g874H2GBPlA
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Loonier2009-10-25 07:36:19
1Liner #22459
Tcch, Tcch, Poor CM, it's...    REDRUM REDRUM REDRUM!    http://tinyurl.com/6x4tcx
- Loonier
Comment #2074
Error: Unable to find site's URL to redirect to.
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chris2009-10-24 14:32:13
1Liner #22431
I will NOT wash this shirt for 5 years! Wait, I haven't done that anyway!
- rettingr
Comment #2073
Oops, I meant ROTFLMAO
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Loonier2009-10-20 08:40:34
1Liner #22431
I will NOT wash this shirt for 5 years! Wait, I haven't done that anyway!
- rettingr
Comment #2072
Loonier recommended this 1Liner: ROTLMAO, or something like that. LOL!
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Loonier2009-10-20 08:39:57
1Liner #22327
Turn it over and it is already set up as a perfect Taco Salad!
- rettingr
Comment #2071
No Thanks, I'm not into seafood.
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Diehoser2009-09-23 23:48:12
1Liner #22308
Also notice there's no "st"...
- chris
Comment #2070
Change one letter and you've got my comment... LOL!
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Loonier2009-09-20 07:51:51
1Liner #22299
I wish I was a crocodile costume.
- Diehoser
Comment #2069
chris recommended this 1Liner: LOL!! Pffwwaaahahaha! Brilliant ref to previous day's pic! Honestly I'm gasping for air..rofl!
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chris2009-09-19 09:07:24
1Liner #22289
I'll have to knock back at least a 12-pack…
- Loonier
Comment #2068
And at least 2 paper bags!
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Diehoser2009-09-16 18:23:06
1Liner #22214
Cherchez l'homme?
- Loonier
Comment #2067
That hair lip and large Adams apple is quite the dealbreaker!
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Diehoser2009-08-31 07:00:35
1Liner #22200
What's he doing with Bart Simpson's Red-headed step-brotha in the breast pocket?
- rettingr
Comment #2066
chris recommended this 1Liner: LOL, random...
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chris2009-08-29 19:06:47
1Liner #22186
For the younger kids just starting out, try "Bag-O-Weed"!
- Diehoser
Comment #2065
Or...Sack-O-Smokes
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chris2009-08-26 14:35:15
1Liner #22161
Wow! Look at all the heads found in this sandy meteorite!
- rettingr
Comment #2064
Loonier recommended this 1Liner: Great line! Wish I'd thought of it.
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Loonier2009-08-22 07:49:05
1Liner #22123
Sure, it stops conveniently close to your hotel, but your blasted luggage still ends up in Uzbekistan!
- Loonier
Comment #2063
chris recommended this 1Liner: LOL!
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chris2009-08-15 16:08:13
1Liner #22113
Members of the Church of Pastel Blue Fringed Booties are so devout, they even pray in the john.
- Loonier
Comment #2062
Dang it, this got a frown. Must've stepped on sensitive religious toes. I'm gonna jump off a cliff, just watch me (assisted).
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Loonier2009-08-13 15:34:08
1Liner #22070
Awww c'mon, just one more..
- chris
Comment #2061
I can just hear the wheedling!
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Loonier2009-08-05 15:13:27

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