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GMT Time2010-30-07, 15:16

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1Liner #23489
When fishing in the lagoon next to the nuclear power plant, you never know what you may catch.
- Diehoser
Comment #2111
Just my luck, I caught a glow-in-the-dark boot...
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Loonier2010-07-13 07:13:46
1Liner #23455
Some people are so easily titillated...
- Loonier
Comment #2110
rettingr recommended this 1Liner: Aren't you? I know I am...
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rettingr2010-07-09 13:57:59
1Liner #23454
Cheerleading should only be allowed 3 weeks out of a month.
- Diehoser
Comment #2109
rettingr recommended this 1Liner: Sure, only support your local sports team when you're NOT bleeding!
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rettingr2010-07-09 13:57:31
1Liner #23430
What Deep Thought (a computer created by a pan-dimensional, hyper-intelligent race of beings) really meant by "42"...
- Loonier
Comment #2108
The Answer to Life.
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Diehoser2010-06-24 14:08:26
1Liner #23414
He wasn't on the team for long, his parents are migrant apple pickers.
- Diehoser
Comment #2107
chris recommended this 1Liner: Hahaha, clever.
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chris2010-06-21 12:52:10
1Liner #23349
Why it may not pay off to medal in beer pong.
- Diehoser
Comment #2106
Minor in heavy medal?
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Loonier2010-06-07 21:47:21
1Liner #23365
When tree farmers play with trebuchets...
- Loonier
Comment #2105
Nice!
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chris2010-06-07 11:44:49
1Liner #23364
When his insurer read the words "busted with pot", they immediately nixed his claim.
- Loonier
Comment #2104
Just uploaded a fresh batch o' pics!
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chris2010-06-07 11:33:47
1Liner #23201
Not to stereotype, but those people all have big cigars.
- Loonier
Comment #2103
chris recommended this 1Liner: Pffffwwaaahahahaha - nice!
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chris2010-05-06 11:10:48
1Liner #23206
Each gondola has 2 politicians & 2 lawyers - more than enough hot air for a trip over the countryside.
- Loonier
Comment #2102
chris recommended this 1Liner: Good one
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chris2010-05-06 11:09:33
1Liner #23210
Ya Mon, Safety first, ya know?
- Diehoser
Comment #2101
Yo, brother, how you chillin'?
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Loonier2010-05-02 06:10:19
1Liner #23179
Darn cake decorater spelled 'celibate' wrong.
- Loonier
Comment #2100
chris recommended this 1Liner: HAHAHAHAHA!!!
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chris2010-04-28 00:11:43
1Liner #23185
While traveling around North America, you are bound to encounter some of Loonier's relatives.
- Diehoser
Comment #2099
This blatant attempt to suck a vote from Loonier and thereby get the best Rating & Value wins will... not... not succeed!!
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Loonier2010-04-25 10:04:04
1Liner #23085
Not a rattler, folks, it's quite obviously…   a puff adder
- Loonier
Comment #2098
doofish recommended this 1Liner: Just because it's nice to be back in a place where people are witty ...
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doofish2010-04-02 08:43:00
1Liner #23090
Finally, after much anticipation and rumor­mongering, Diehoser makes his public debut...
- Loonier
Comment #2097
If I was only so dapper and svelte! ;')
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Diehoser2010-04-01 08:29:11
1Liner #23084
Jake could swallow a fag whole.
- Diehoser
Comment #2096
Message me if you want to turn that "4" into an "a" and not have "***" shown.
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Loonier2010-03-30 08:36:25
1Liner #23066
Javelin Catching is the perfect blend of adrenalin, danger and extreme sports and is a step up from the backyard game of lawn darts.
- Diehoser
Comment #2095
A giant step!
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Loonier2010-03-25 07:06:18
1Liner #23061
She's a blonde, no brain damage occurred.
- Diehoser
Comment #2094
You gotta keep blonde jokes simple so brunettes can understand them too!
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Diehoser2010-03-24 09:14:59
1Liner #23061
She's a blonde, no brain damage occurred.
- Diehoser
Comment #2093
Oops, typo... that should, of course, have been 'transparently'.
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Loonier2010-03-24 07:14:56
1Liner #23061
She's a blonde, no brain damage occurred.
- Diehoser
Comment #2092
That's what I just - rather less transparetly - said...
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Loonier2010-03-24 07:11:34
1Liner #23026
This is why you should never smoke........................... in bed................after sex.
- Diehoser
Comment #2091
Apparently without a partner...
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Loonier2010-03-15 16:02:52
1Liner #22997
The first take of the "Chestbuster" scene in the movie Alien was a little too calming and child-like.
- Diehoser
Comment #2090
Excellent!
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chris2010-03-09 09:25:50
1Liner #22954
No wonder Bill went the Lewinsky route.
- Diehoser
Comment #2089
Excellent!
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Loonier2010-02-25 09:24:10
1Liner #22908
Free Bratwurst sounds like Heaven, but in Hell you have to eat it eternally, raw, no bun, no fixins (except sauerkraut - if you hate it, you get it).
- Loonier
Comment #2088
chris recommended this 1Liner: (unless you learn to love it, then they take it away again)
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chris2010-02-15 10:21:38
1Liner #22880
be vewy vewy quiet, I'm hunting wabbits.
- Diehoser
Comment #2087
Loonier recommended this 1Liner: Shhhhhh, good line in the neighborhood!
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Loonier2010-02-13 09:47:31
1Liner #22888
These new Wii controllers are AWESOME!
- rettingr
Comment #2086
Loonier recommended this 1Liner: Oui, oui!
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Loonier2010-02-13 09:46:10
1Liner #22892
In future...guide dogs for blind pilots...
- lombard
Comment #2085
Loonier recommended this 1Liner: Clever dog, clever line!
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Loonier2010-02-13 09:45:33
1Liner #22883
Arkansas Deer Hunter. Kill it, Gut it, Cook it in 1 Shot.
- rettingr
Comment #2084
chris recommended this 1Liner: Hahahaha!
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chris2010-02-12 10:44:06
1Liner #22791
The A Minus Team.
- Diehoser
Comment #2083
chris recommended this 1Liner: Hehehe, Enjoyed this one!
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chris2010-01-19 12:30:45
1Liner #22791
The A Minus Team.
- Diehoser
Comment #2082
An A+ line!
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Loonier2010-01-11 13:19:58

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