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GMT Time2009-06-01, 13:21

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1Liner #18156
Unless.... its not bamboo sticks his pulling!
- The_Saints_Mistress
Comment #1925
About time there was another comment here - where you be Jacqueline?
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Loonier2009-01-02 08:21:36
1Liner #12510
With 28 children to support Rufus opted for this neat disguise in a last ditch attempt to sidestep his maintenance payments.
- Mr_T
Comment #1924
Loonier recommended this 1Liner: Nevertheless, Interpol is hot on his tail.
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Loonier2009-01-02 08:18:30
1Liner #16647
-The End-
- The_Saints_Mistress
Comment #1923
Loonier recommended this 1Liner: Naw, them thar is styrofoam bricks.
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Loonier2009-01-02 07:56:58
1Liner #16618
I don't think anorexia was much of a fighter
- Sparkplug
Comment #1922
Loonier recommended this 1Liner: He had a surprisingly wicked left hook.
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Loonier2009-01-02 07:53:17
1Liner #16769
The Human Torch's lesser known younger cousin, the Human Candle finally got some publicity...
- doosh
Comment #1921
Loonier recommended this 1Liner: Thank heavens the Human Flint was available.
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Loonier2009-01-02 07:47:57
1Liner #15273
Mmmmm I see this new pouch comes with side air bags
- dooly202
Comment #1920
Loonier recommended this 1Liner: Safety first.
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Loonier2009-01-02 07:41:23
1Liner #15233
Billy Bob`s lazy left eye, eventualy started to manifest itself in the way he operated a tractor.
- Bertbrood
Comment #1919
Loonier recommended this 1Liner: Spontaneous ocular dysfunction is a bitch.
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Loonier2009-01-02 07:39:24
1Liner #15114
She is actually taking turns with her grandma to use the umbrella by standing on each others shoulders
- cavemanjoe
Comment #1918
Loonier recommended this 1Liner: Hey, caveman, come on back - this is my kind of 1liner!
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Loonier2009-01-02 07:33:59
1Liner #15054
Even in the face of danger you should always make time for a lapdance
- chris
Comment #1917
Loonier recommended this 1Liner: Even though the initial thrill will peter out...
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Loonier2009-01-02 07:32:34
1Liner #14950
Kids, I'm not sure I should tell you how I really met your mother..
- chris
Comment #1916
Loonier recommended this 1Liner: It would be most unwise.
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Loonier2009-01-02 07:29:16
1Liner #14579
Diese Mädchen geben guten Kopf, ja?
- Diehoser
Comment #1915
Loonier recommended this 1Liner: Head for the hills!
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Loonier2008-12-24 06:54:57
1Liner #20539
here in canada, when someone steals an old womans hand bag, we beat them to death with hockey sticks...yeah...its what we do
- Stonecrack
Comment #1914
Loonier recommended this 1Liner: ...and leave them with a puck stuck between their teeth as a lesson to other would be miscreants.
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Loonier2008-12-22 05:07:03
1Liner #20543
Oh Boy, Canadian gangsters sure look different..
- chris
Comment #1913
Loonier recommended this 1Liner: Not gangsters, they're in the refuse collecting business and the drivers just happen to dress up as mounties. BTW, in Canada they're tenors not sopranos.
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Loonier2008-12-22 05:04:51
1Liner #20545
Deja vu methinks! But this time Cindy looks like she's been shot...
- doosh
Comment #1912
Loonier recommended this 1Liner: PS: Cindy is the horse
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Loonier2008-12-22 05:00:50
1Liner #20556
I would hate to see their chiropractor bill.
- Diehoser
Comment #1911
Loonier recommended this 1Liner: Their chiropractor prefers "William".
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Loonier2008-12-22 04:58:39
1Liner #20587
Required supplies for Alaska Winter Golf!
- rettingr
Comment #1910
Loonier recommended this 1Liner: Sarah Palin would use them as buckshot to eliminate the last polar bear.
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Loonier2008-12-22 04:53:47
1Liner #20577
Covert Ops found themselves with alot of free time on their hands
- BiPolar_Cammells
Comment #1909
Loonier recommended this 1Liner: Bond, Tiger Bond
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Loonier2008-12-22 04:52:15
1Liner #20582
Jim Carrey's acting hype was dwindling. Thus convincing him to take his act up north
- BiPolar_Cammells
Comment #1908
chris recommended this 1Liner: ...where, I've heard, slapstick is still concidered cutting-edge.
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chris2008-12-21 02:32:54
1Liner #20439
Tip-toe, through the dolphins...
- rettingr
Comment #1907
And the Nobel prze for Wordplay goes to......
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chris2008-12-20 15:02:47
1Liner #20434
The Japanese Hindenburg begins its maiden voyage...
- doosh
Comment #1906
Don't worry....I got it...
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chris2008-12-20 14:55:27
1Liner #20398
you think things are bad now wait when he/she is a teenager
- KBomb33
Comment #1905
Loonier recommended this 1Liner: Dad, can I borrow the car? And 50 bucks? And a package of prophylactics?
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Loonier2008-12-20 08:49:55
1Liner #20408
"...well, officer, it just fell from the sky!"
- HeAreMexicanButNot
Comment #1904
Loonier recommended this 1Liner: Don't you just absopositively hate that when it happens?!
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Loonier2008-12-20 08:47:12
1Liner #20418
There will be an 80% chance of error messages in the north!
- darkh
Comment #1903
Loonier recommended this 1Liner: Those northerners are a bemuddled bunch.
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Loonier2008-12-20 08:46:03
1Liner #20434
The Japanese Hindenburg begins its maiden voyage...
- doosh
Comment #1902
Loonier recommended this 1Liner: Oh, the manatee... is about the same size (sorry to be so cryptic).
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Loonier2008-12-20 08:37:52
1Liner #20439
Tip-toe, through the dolphins...
- rettingr
Comment #1901
Loonier recommended this 1Liner: Standing on their two lips.
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Loonier2008-12-20 08:35:20
1Liner #20443
Dont you just hate it when midway through your show aliens abduct your starring dolphin?
- chris
Comment #1900
Loonier recommended this 1Liner: Some aliens have an odd sense of humour.
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Loonier2008-12-20 08:34:16
1Liner #20448
Let there be. . . DOLPHIN!!
- frikkels
Comment #1899
Loonier recommended this 1Liner: And there was, and all was well, amen.
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Loonier2008-12-20 08:31:42
1Liner #20462
And an MBA... Monkey Business Associate.
- rettingr
Comment #1898
Loonier recommended this 1Liner: Wish I had one - my patch says NOKLU.
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Loonier2008-12-20 08:30:11
1Liner #20467
"I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo, rollin in my 5.0,"...wait the "beat" will "hit" you shortly...
- Bertbrood
Comment #1897
Loonier recommended this 1Liner: It took quite a while, but the beat has finally hit me, down to my soul.
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Loonier2008-12-20 08:28:29
1Liner #20465
"What are we doing out here? You know, just cruising around...this car's the bomb, don't you think?"- Last words of Amil Asad, last seen in the Guantanamo Bay area
- ExplodedMelon
Comment #1896
Loonier recommended this 1Liner: And it ain't easy to get outta Gitmo.
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Loonier2008-12-20 08:27:40

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