01-07-2010Enlarge - Goto Pic| 1 If Mario knew he would have to go through at least seven more worlds from this one to get to the *real* princess he would probably just turn around and go home. Rating : 1 | | 2 Mario Mural Breaks Copyright, Artist Thrown in the Hoosegow - what's the world coming to? Rating : 1 | | 3 Sadly, Mario was driven stark raving mad by the constant din of vuvuzelas and fell to his death. Rating : 1 | |
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02-07-2010Enlarge - Goto Pic| 1 Cheerleading should only be allowed 3 weeks out of a month. Rating : 2 | | 2 No wonder, these putative 'girls' have the same thing up skirt as a Scotsman up kilt. Rating : 1 | | 3 Can you spell "s o i l e d u n d i e s"? Rating : 1 | |
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03-07-2010Enlarge - Goto Pic| 1 Some people are so easily titillated... Rating : 1 | | 2 I dropped my watch down there. Can someone help me get it back? Rating : 1 | | 3 Considering suicide, John could not think of a better way to smother his sorrows... Rating : 1 | |
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04-07-2010Enlarge - Goto Pic| 1 People were always saying John was two faced behind his back. Rating : 2 | | 2 Hmmm, I shudder to think where the black pen's next destination might be. Rating : 1 | | 3 Narcolepsy's a bitch, especially when you have such 'friends' as these. Rating : 1 | |
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05-07-2010Enlarge - Goto Pic| 1 The egomaniac who took the 'I' out of IQ. Rating : 1 | | 2 Ear today, gone tomorrow. Rating : 1 | | 3 Before Lunch? Rating : 1 | |
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06-07-2010Enlarge - Goto Pic| 1 Not finding an ear to eat, Mike T. decided to eat today's picture... Rating : 1 | | 2 |x| Rating : 0 | |
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07-07-2010Enlarge - Goto Pic| 1 Mike is still a hungry boy? Rating : 1 | | 2 Another picless day - somebody call in the Pinkertons! Rating : 1 | | 3 |x| Rating : 0 | |
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08-07-2010Enlarge - Goto Pic| 1 Don't let the sticker price shock you. Rating : 2 | | 2 Flames from the hood, flames from the brakes and flames from the rear door... Maybe it should be recalled! Rating : 2 | | 3 Toyota SUV with latest recall notices. Rating : 1 | |
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09-07-2010Enlarge - Goto Pic| 1 Practice for the soon-to-released "Pirates of the Sea" for Wii... Rating : 0 | | 2 Highly advanced... considering most Somali's still have an Atari. Rating : 0 | |
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10-07-2010Enlarge - Goto Pic| 1 OK, guys, all together now, let 'er rip!... bubble, bubble, bubble... Rating : 1 | | 2 It'll never catch on with jocks - too damn difficult to drink beer. Rating : 1 | | 3 Who brought the plastic coated cards? Poker time! Rating : 1 | |
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11-07-2010Enlarge - Goto Pic| 1 FIFA is for sissies, brutal street hockey rules in the land of Canuckleheads! Rating : 1 | | 2 Puckhead. Rating : 0 | | 3 What the Puck?? Rating : 0 | |
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12-07-2010Enlarge - Goto Pic| 1 A slow, slow death - hanging by the neck would've been much more humane. Rating : 1 | | 2 Makes it harder to gut when you have to climb half-way up the pole to do it... Rating : 1 | | 3 Rudolp decided Santa's sleigh wasn't enough for him anymore...so he went over to poledancing... Rating : 1 | |
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13-07-2010Enlarge - Goto Pic| 1 When fishing in the lagoon next to the nuclear power plant, you never know what you may catch. Rating : 1 | | 2 Someone has got to put a stop to these rampant genetic engineering experiments on sardines before it's too late for all of us! Rating : 0 | | 3 You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish? Rating : 0 | |
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14-07-2010Enlarge - Goto Pic| 1 Billy never quite made the circus high wire act no matter how hard he practiced. Rating : 2 | | 2 This ram was a bit "high strung"... Rating : 1 | | 3 There wasn't enough "ram" so the system kept hanging... Rating : 1 | |
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15-07-2010Enlarge - Goto Pic| 1 Devil of a hassle when your Great Dane keeps burying your girlfriend in the backyard. Rating : 2 | | 2 Beauty is more than skin deep. Rating : 2 | | 3 Ugly as hell, but must be rich. Just check out the Bling!!! Rating : 1 | |
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16-07-2010Enlarge - Goto Pic| 1 Baby Beer Bong? Rating : 2 | | 2 In some parts of the world, learning to do a keg stand is more important than learning to walk. Rating : 2 | | 3 Why is the baby's pants around it's ankles? Perverts... Rating : 2 | |
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17-07-2010Enlarge - Goto Pic| 1 The new fraternity mantra - huh - was used as a indiffrence hazing technique in conjunction with the three beer cans on the forehead test. Rating : 2 | | 2 Good thing it's light beer. If it was regular, it would he broke the light-weights neck... Rating : 1 | |
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18-07-2010Enlarge - Goto Pic| 1 Crazy carousing Danes forgot to arrange for a Designated Driver - for shame, Aalborg TS! Rating : 1 | | 2 Perhaps the Chinese-made talking route map device's Danish version needs a tad more work… Rating : 1 | | 3 The birth of a bus is a beautiful thing. Rating : 1 | |
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19-07-2010Enlarge - Goto Pic| 1 Drag them in the front door, only to kick them out the back door. What a life! Rating : 1 | | 2 Father, hurry up before his collar tears - or my water breaks. Rating : 1 | | 3 Look what the pussycat dragged in. Rating : 0 | |
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20-07-2010Enlarge - Goto Pic| 1 With 9 sticks of dynamite, does that mean it will be all over at once for poor kitty Muhammad? Rating : 1 | | 2 Now we know what really happened to Cat Stevens when he converted to Islam... Rating : 1 | | 3 Ah the perfect terrorist with the nine lives and all. Rating : 0 | |
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21-07-2010Enlarge - Goto Pic| 1 Starboard, beans and a few lighters, 'nough said. Rating : 2 | | 2 Sideways propulsion is always hard on the paintjob... But that's what we have Seamen for! Rating : 1 | |
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22-07-2010Enlarge - Goto Pic| 1 Is that Mentos in your bottle or are you just happy to see me. Rating : 0 | | 2 Waste of a good mint, no loss of thirst quenching power... Rating : 0 | | 3 Terrestrial vacuum-chamber simulation of opening a 2 L bottle of Coke on the Moon. Rating : 0 | |
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23-07-2010Enlarge - Goto Pic| 1 Texas Chainsaw Pumpkin Massacre - cat trounces dog, paws down! Rating : 0 | | 2 Come here little doggie... You're next! Rating : 0 | | 3 I always knew dogs were stupid. And kitties are so cute with safety glasses... Rating : 0 | |
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24-07-2010Enlarge - Goto Pic| 1 Bonus — comes with wireless miniature pooper scooper. Rating : 1 | | 2 Nifty accessory which'll trim your fingernails while you're waiting for that slow download. Rating : 1 | | 3 Comes with built-in sound activation when you click too hard... Rating : 1 | |
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25-07-2010Enlarge - Goto Pic| 1 48% have trouble with math too! Why that's almost a THIRD of the population!! Rating : 1 | | 2 Sign painter's [nihgtmaer]. Rating : 0 | | 3 To each his own. Rating : 0 | |
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26-07-2010Enlarge - Goto Pic| 1 Just retired. Rating : 1 | | 2 Prediction: Marriage will last a full 2 days! Rating : 1 | | 3 Hint, always marry someone who can change a flat tire... Rating : 1 | |
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27-07-2010Enlarge - Goto Pic| 1 Not exactly a pig roast, but atleast it is not Rover. Rating : 0 | | 2 Reptilian sushi bar special... alligator chews Rating : 0 | |
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28-07-2010Enlarge - Goto Pic| 1 Wanted by Mexicans, cheaper in Canada. Rating : 0 | | 2 Found in Iraq??? Rating : 0 | | 3 Purchased from Wal-mart... Rating : 0 | |
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29-07-2010Enlarge - Goto Pic| 1 Carlsburg the cat loves his Tuborg. Rating : 0 | | 2 Curiosity Killed the Cat? No, Alcoholism Killed the Cat! Rating : 0 | |
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