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Date : 22-07-2008

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1 Haven't you ever seen penguins fight?(Rating : 4 Value : $230)

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DiehÖser

2 A couple of nuns walked into a bar......(Rating : 3 Value : $220)

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DiehÖser

3 Sister Sue was slowly running out of cheeks to turn(Rating : 5 Value : $-500)

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4 "Bless you!"(Rating : 6 Value : $420)

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Rageltjie

5 Seconds later the nun was killed by the Joker who misplaced her for the Dark Knight.(Rating : 5 Value : $-40)

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Mr_T

6 Nuns’ where dealt with severely if they used the “pee” bucket at the front door instead of the back.(Rating : 7 Value : $280)

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Mr_T

7 Sister Mary Josephine would have been better off attacking with her "nun-chucks"...(Rating : 8 Value : $670)

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8 O so you'll take that with ice?(Rating : 6 Value : $460)

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Mullet69

9 Thats a nasty habit!(Rating : 4 Value : $-650)

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darkh

10 Pastor: "None of that"(Rating : 7 Value : $-150)

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darkh

11 The actual nuns let Whoopi Goldberg know all about their thoughts on Sister Act III.(Rating : 7 Value : $-200)

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darkh

12 It would seem there's more than one way to shuck a cloister.(Rating : 6 Value : $-460)

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LΘΘnier

13 This line hasn't got a snowball's chance in Hell of getting any laughs - OK, 3 Hail Marys comin' up…(Rating : 4 Value : $-560)

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14 These things are not always black and white, quess who started it…(Rating : 6 Value : $-460)

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LΘΘnier

15 ♫ That her face at first just ghostly, turned a whiter shade of veil. ♫(Rating : 6 Value : $-460)

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16 Bad luck, to be hit by a snowball from your sister Sister, and a dump from the lightshade above…(Rating : 6 Value : $-460)

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LΘΘnier

17 Someone should tell her this unconventional behaviour is quite nunsensical!(Rating : 6 Value : $-560)

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LΘΘnier

18 First dibs on the new boy's coming to cathlic school was quite a contest!(Rating : 7 Value : $510)

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Norton

19 Thats for stealing MY litle BOY!!(Rating : 5 Value : $270)

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Norton

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