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1 I knew we could fit the bus on this ferry at the last minute! No matter what!(Rating : 0 Value : $-50)
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2 The birth of a bus is a beautiful thing.(Rating : 1 Value : $-1200)
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3 Perhaps the Chinese-made talking route map device's Danish version needs a tad more work…(Rating : 1 Value : $-1700)
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4 Crazy carousing Danes forgot to arrange for a Designated Driver - for shame, Aalborg TS!(Rating : 1 Value : $-1700)
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