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1 From the colour, that 'beer' is the cheap American crap, not fit for human consumption - obviously...(Rating : 9 Value : $480)
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2 Hey, that's not beer foam, that varmint's got the rabies!(Rating : 8 Value : $490)
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3 Mikey couldn't weasel his way out of the beer drinking contest.(Rating : 7 Value : $390)
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4 While he preferred his beer out of a bottle Douglas would use a tankard when trying to impress his date.(Rating : 6 Value : $230)
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5 Although a founder member of FAA (Furry Alcholics Anonymous) Simon sometimes backslid when there was free beer on offer.(Rating : 8 Value : $430)
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6 The only way Roberto could stay in shape was with his daily sip of Miller Lite.(Rating : 5 Value : $190)
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