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Date : 16-05-2008

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1 3 times the speed three times the fun!!(Rating : 4 Value : $100)

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2 Damn fast for a scooter!(Rating : 5 Value : $110)

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3 At 167, it would be hard for that radar to see the car long enough to register.(Rating : 2 Value : $30)

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4 If you`re ain`t first you`re last.(Rating : 3 Value : $90)

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5 PANSY!(Rating : 4 Value : $180)

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6 What? Couldn't do 170?(Rating : 4 Value : $180)

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frikkels

7 I don't know about you but I've always detested the government imposed limit of 50 speed tablets per night(Rating : 4 Value : $-800)

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8 F#$% mediocrity!(Rating : 2 Value : $-1200)

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9 Put that in your pipe and smoke it, copper!(Rating : 2 Value : $-1100)

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LΘΘnier

10 [ warning - déjà vu ] Bond, James Bond(Rating : 3 Value : $-900)

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LΘΘnier

11 ☼ My bad.(Rating : 5 Value : $-750)

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1Liner #16583

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LΘΘnier

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