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Date : 15-07-2010

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1 A one-way tongue dive gets kinda gross!(Rating : 1 Value : $0)

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2 Ugly as hell, but must be rich. Just check out the Bling!!!(Rating : 1 Value : $0)

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3 Skin and Bones, minus the skin...(Rating : 1 Value : $0)

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4 Beauty is more than skin deep.(Rating : 2 Value : $-1460)

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5 Orthopedic surgeon's ideal date.(Rating : 1 Value : $-1700)

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6 Devil of a hassle when your Great Dane keeps burying your girlfriend in the backyard.(Rating : 2 Value : $-1460)

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7 Sneaky emaciated corpse, performing a Vulcan mind meld under the guise of sex.(Rating : 1 Value : $-1700)

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8 Look at it this way, third trimester amniocentesis will be super easy.(Rating : 1 Value : $-1700)

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9 Careful there, Denton, she has false teeth.(Rating : 1 Value : $-1700)

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10 Adam took quite a ribbing from his buds about his choice of soulmate.(Rating : 1 Value : $-1700)

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11 Daisy had been waiting an unusually long time for her perfect eHarmony® match to come along…(Rating : 1 Value : $-1700)

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12 Paul made no bones about his pronounced necrophilic fetish for sexy in extremis anorexic women.(Rating : 1 Value : $-1700)

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