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1 Optimus Prime kits himself out for a visit to Boksberg.(Rating : 4 Value : $-650)

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2 How unfortunate that Subaru stripped their models of these PREMIUM extras for the western markets...(Rating : 3 Value : $-320)

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3 Marty refused to go back to the future in this car...something to do with self respect and mr. Slave...(Rating : 2 Value : $-400)

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4 Now we know what mowed down and tumbled that unfortunate bike rider from yesterday…(Rating : 4 Value : $-800)

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5 What you can't see—in big yellow letters on the front face of the spoiler—is: DORKMOBILE(Rating : 3 Value : $-960)

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6 Ticket that S.O.B. for illegal parking... who does he think he is, Bond, James Bond? ...the nerve!(Rating : 3 Value : $-960)

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7 You know what they say, the bigger the guy's spoiler, the smaller the guy's...(Rating : 4 Value : $-710)

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8 Batman suffers a mid-life crisis and makes a terrible mistake pimping out The Batmobile...(Rating : 6 Value : $420)

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9 I suppose its better than putting speed holes in the bonnet with a pick axe...(Rating : 7 Value : $500)

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