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Date : 09-10-2008

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1 driving in the dark....(Rating : 1 Value : $-210)

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2 Really, really, really low budget crash helmet?(Rating : 4 Value : $330)

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3 this man was truely eager to move houses(Rating : 6 Value : $70)

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4 in egypt they dnt have helmets so this man made his own ajustments(Rating : 10 Value : $360)

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5 talk about moving(Rating : 7 Value : $160)

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6 Ahamed got some bad advice for what to wear on his first date(Rating : 9 Value : $-50)

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7 For the Sikh barrow-turban sect, desert hail storms, rare as they are, are the leading cause of deafness.(Rating : 9 Value : $-320)

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8 What a down-to-earth fellow, trundling his own port-a-potty along in that yellow milk crate.(Rating : 6 Value : $-860)

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9 An entrepreneurial Mexican trumps the Texan's feeble 10-gallon hat with a monster 40-gallon haute couture barrow bonnet — bring on the gringos!(Rating : 8 Value : $-560)

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10 "Don`t take work related problems to your head" - Dr Phil(Rating : 10 Value : $760)

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11 Early-technology GPS receivers lacked a certain elegance but - you've gotta hand it to the Japanese - they were great for yard work!(Rating : 8 Value : $-560)

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12 The Iraqi umbrella: Effective against shrapnel too!(Rating : 12 Value : $760)

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13 Darth Vader goes to inspect contruction on the Death Star!(Rating : 8 Value : $-200)

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