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1 Some people take life by the horns and others just bend over and take it......

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2 Breast-fed vs Formula-fed

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3 and this is the reason children aren't fed steroids from birth

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4 i said its your turn to be horsey

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5 Sibling rivalry is dealt with pronto at the Tough-Love Reform School for Boys.

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6 In goes the good air, out goes the bad air, in goes the good air, out goes the bad air...

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7 You're gonna choke until you croak, sucka!

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8 MY COOKIE!!!

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9 Don't you wish you could do this at the office, and get away with it?

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10 I dont know... but maybe the heimlich manoeuvre is performed a bit lower down?

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11 WHATS THT YOU SAY BOWT MY MOMMA?!?!?!

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12 silence i kill you!

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13 pant doggy..... pant!!

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14 you crossed the line boy.....

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15 Even as a child, Marty was destined for professional Piggy-Back Riding

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16 I DO NOT LOOK LIKE GREAT GREAT GREAT UNCLE ALBUS TAKE THAT BACK!

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17 I c......a......n.....t believe you said that about mommy...

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18 Ok, ok, you're Aquaman!

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19 Dude all i did was ask for a jelly baby no need for the anger

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20 Do it, call me a teletubby one more time...

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21 Young Clark Kent couldn't have chosen a better time to reveal his superpowers...

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22 Son be careful, only convicted felons wear ankle bracelets.

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23 John McCain and Joe Biden : The early years.

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24 Jimmy's parents were so proud that he was growing up and 'becoming a real strong man,' though they didn't understand why all the other parents didn't let their children play with him.

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25 "You took my teddy, I know it! Give mr Fuzzles back or I'll break your neck!!"

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26 Brokeback mounain's prequel

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27 Micheal Jackson had certain impulses even in his younger years...

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